I was driving down the road today when I came around a curve and almost ran over what appeared to be half of a horse.Now I will admit I have ran into some pretty weird things while driving but this was totally gross! The head, front legs and back to the end of the rib cage was just lying there in the middle of the road.I managed to dodge it and the on coming car and regain control of my stomach and the car.After leaving the clients home I was going to , I had to go back the same way and I was really dreading it. I was also thanking the good lord for putting so many people at the local hot dog stand that I didnt stop on the way up.
As I went back around this curve, there it still laid. I couldnt stand it any longer. I picked up my cell and called 911.
The call went like this:
911 Dispatch: 911. Do you need police, fire or ems?
Me: Mame, I am not sure what I need. I am driving down the road and I just came across the front half of a horse, lying in the road.
911 Dispatch: Is the animal alive?
Me: I sure as hell hope not since I just told you it was just half of a horse!
911 Dispatch: And how did this animal get in the road?
Me: Damned if I know since it aint in the mood to talk!
911 Dispatch: We will send some on out to check on it.
Me: Ok. thanks.
I wanted to ask this person just what grade she graduated from! For Christ sakes! I TOLD her it was HALF A HORSE and she asked me if it was alive!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, I am beginning to think the only thing you have to do to be a 911 operator is be able to pick up the freaking phone!!!!
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2 comments:
Funny post! You gave me a good chuckle!
haha yea they aint the brightest people
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